Submitted by: Anon
"My fur brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, it’s softer than yours"
Oh now that’s just wrong!
Oh heck yes. Work that milkshake, fellas.
THIS IS FACT.
Now THIS reminds me of a fic prompt I read in footballkink who asks for Mesut who goes “MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS...
It doesn’t even look like a me gusta face LOL IT LOOKS DISGUSTED.
OH GOD NO
^ Doubt I can top that oh
Hells yeah. :D